Friday afternoon and I get home early
I call you up cause I got to see my girly
I thought about you, all day
And I just want to celebrate in a real special way
So fix your hair up just right
Put your best dress on
I got a two for one coupon
Being with you is like being in paradise
Especially when I don t pay full price

I got a two for one coupon
That s you and me
Buy one get one free
I got a two for one coupon
And I just got to say
It expires today

The way your looking at me is giving me chills
Man, I hope this place has free refills
And the flowers that I got you that you hold so dear
Make me glad I passed the cemetery on the way here
And I don t want to ruin this magical moment that were sharing
But on the way home can we stop at the store and return the suit that I m wearing
And after that we ll walk under the moonlight and hold hands
While we search for returnable cans

I got a two for one coupon
That s you and me
Buy one get one free
I got a two for one coupon
And I just got to say
It expires today

Baby, baby, your heaven sent
Let me move in with you cause right now I live in a tent
And if things don t work out I won t lament
I ll just crash out on your couch and we can split the rent

I got a two for one coupon
That s you and me
Buy one get one free

Let s celebrate this love between us
Until we have to catch our bus
Whoahoahoahoahoahoahoahoa

Could you get the tip

I got a two for one
I got a two for one
I got a two for one coupon, baby